When you’re seeing your woman n*ked for the first time, the tendency is for curiosity to take the better part of you, but here are things you shouldn’t say to her. Be informed that there are things you do not say to a n*ked woman, Here are a few of them; • I just remembered that I am married. • Who needs 72 v!rgins in the afterlife when I’ve got a hot potato like you? • Wow. You have a good b ra, really holds them up. • So how rough do you want it, baby? • Girl, you got a vitamin D deficiency? I have what you need… in my pants! Seriously, new bottle, never opened. • No, I’m laughing at a thing I just remembered. No, I can’t tell you. • You ever get a backache carrying those things around? • Can you turn around? I’m trying to find a good angle for my mental spank bank. • Is that a henna tattoo or a stretch mark? • Why were you playing so hard to get? • You have curves and cul-de-sacs. • I’m fat too, don’t worry. • Do you smell something funny? • You remi...
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